#64: Bill gets on the wrong bus

After work, Bill waits for his bus in the bus stop. It is raining and it is dark. He doesn’t like afternoon shifts. There is only one bus that stops here. It will take him home. After a short while a bus comes. He gets on the bus. He marks his ticket. There are a lot of people on the bus. Many people are standing. Where Bill is standing there are two women around him. Suddenly, somebody touches his butt. He looks behind. He can see a woman with sunglasses. She is smiling. She touches his arm. Bill likes when a woman likes him. He smiles at her. Just then someone else touches his butt. He turns around and he can see another young woman. She is wearing sunglasses, too. She is smiling and she, too, touches his arm. Bill looks around. Everybody is wearing sunglasses. The people sitting are all kissing. The people standing are touching the people standing next to them. Just then he notices that the bus is not going to his place. He pushes the button to signal the driver he wants to get off. The bus stops at the red light but the doors don’t open. The two women who touched her come closer to him. One puts her arm around his shoulder. The other puts her arm around his waist. He is standing between two women who are enjoying what they are doing. Bill is enjoying it but he is still shocked. The bus stops at the next bus stop. He gets off. He is watching the bus leave. Just then he can read the text on the side of the bus: ‘Touch Me Bus’. Bill is shaking his head. “The world has gone mad!” he says and smiles.

Originally posted 2020-05-27 06:02:00.

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